[Antennas] Other SGC tricks.

Sun, 3 Nov 2002 14:53:44 -0800

There's a good one... Voiding warranties! I always get a kick out of the
"No user serviceable parts inside" lables! Not user serviceable??? Shoot!
I designed this for you! I suppose you could always walk up the front
door... Remember me? My consultation permitted your very existance.
Perhaps you'd like to tell me why removing this label voids the warranty of
this device I designed for you and hold in my hand? By the way, here is a
bill for having to fix this peice of crap of yours since you obviously
didn't use the modification on page twelve, the very mod that causes your
product to function flawlessly... Talk to you later, I'm off to bill my
doctor 450ドル for the extra fifteen minutes I had to wait beyond the time I
was scheduled to be seen.
Ahhh, Fantasy Land...
Kurt
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